Score: 10

"Re: "1 Question""

submission: The Bard's Song

date: May 29, 2009

It's the song with the same name from Blind Guardian.

Score: 6

"Umm...what?"

submission: Clinically Obese SMB

date: January 30, 2009

Dude, I think you better make a flash movieut of this, rather than a game.....All that i can do is to see some really obese mario which moves like a sludge and in the end, he fell off a deep pit with some similar obese bowser...

You better make a parody rather than a game, or it will be just a waste of our time laoding this piece of game.

Score: 10

"Ah, dilemma of thoughts..."

submission: Chronotron

date: January 29, 2009

When I first played this game, the common thing that I thinked of is, shall I jump here? There? Push that button? And the copy of yourself doing the same thing all over again makes me nuts....the moment of 'Oh, what a dupe,' 'Shoot, what a slowpoke I am!' always played in my mind, invigorating, 'nuff said.

That's all about parallel thinking, that is when you move your character, you're actually lining/composing a whole set of movements that is going to be played simultanuosly in one time or another.....oh no, a paradox! If I die, it means that I before cannot be there, and thus I will not be here, but why I'm here? PARADOX!!!!

Nice theme, deserves a solid 10 AND a nomination, or more.

Score: 10

"Keep up the magic!"

submission: Dark Cut 3

date: January 29, 2009

Please, this game is great, don't stop producing it! The concept of the game is quite undestandable, but the storyline....uhhh, the time machine sends the protegy to the past....or future? World War 2? Vietnam? Korea? Iraq? Quite vague though...

Just to make a point here that like the other reviews before me, the pipe related surgery (The love letter, if I'm not mistaken) is a bit buggy....I'm nearly in despair about it, but yeah, it doesn't go there, thankfully.

P/S:It's noble to go back in time and save everybody....but think about yourself, you maybe will NOT esist in your present world....the balance runs amok, runing the gene tree, causing stuffs, etc...

Well, that's all I can scribe about for now, ciao.

Score: 10

"Good game..."

submission: Dark Cut²

date: January 29, 2009

The game is quite entertaining, albeit a little bit short....same goes with Dark Cut 3 (Didn't try the one from Armor Games website) In this game, the medical apparatus is provided, but please, 'fetch it for yourself', which adds tension to the game.....

And also, about the good sport thing, isn't it ironic to think that when you're in that life and death situation, in REAL life, and survived it to get the blablabla recognition and stuffs, it feels a little bit of a mockery to put that 'good sport' achievement into it, maybe, for showing great will to achieve, that is, to survive...

P/S: Keep up the good work you two! jmtb02 for his Dark Cut series and Maestro Rage for his epic scale compilations.

Score: 7

"Huh? That's Evil!"

submission: play with michelle

date: November 9, 2008

Damn....is SHE really a HE/SHE? I just couldn't believe it....IT MUST BE A COMPUTER GENERATED 'STUFF' or some girl spoiling herself with attaching that 'stuff' into her...

UNBELIEVABLE, JUST RIDICULOUS! TOO CRAZY TO BE BELIEVE! DAMN!!!! She is just too REAL to be a woman! Argh!

Score: 10

"An example of life...."

submission: :the Composer:

date: March 22, 2008

I simply....just cry. This shows us that glory won't be forever.....it will come and go....poor guy....I have no more comment about this.....I just...felt sad about it.

Score: 8

"It's long...."

submission: Stalingrad-2

date: March 22, 2008

This game takes a very, very, very long time to win, even the first level...trust me. You need a full day holiday to end this game......this game great but the airplane really annoys me....it takes a ton of upgraded (3 times or more) flaks to destroy the red baron...(yeah the color...) But I really hate the factories, (Except the money) because well, it fills in the map with that useless factories......

If somehow the factories can be upgraded, I give it a 10 but because of the lack of it, 8, sorry....

Score: 6

"Little info...."

submission: Vagina Simulator v 1.0

date: March 21, 2008

PMS-Pre Menstrual Syndrome....

Score: 10

"Chill out..."

submission: Naked Woman (Steep Hill)

date: March 21, 2008

Chill out...chill out...
I love the part when she becomes a fossil....
Simple but funny, good for stress-relievers.....keep up the good work